Sunday, February 28, 2010

J-mania

Everybody knows Japan is one of the craziest countries of all time. This post is all about their products, COOL products I say. Some say weird, funny or useless products. My opinion, I think Japanese people are actually very creative, they are TOO creative that's why they created weird things.

Staying in Japan really needs some creativity.
That country is loco!

Here's my list of the top 15 Japanese products, in my opinion ofcoz'. I had like 20+, cut down alot, and only let 15 of these made to the list.



15. IMAGINARY HUSBAND



Like I said, staying in Japan needs to be very creative. How if you're born uncreative? You have no choice, work in other country then. Leaving your poor wife at home is not a good idea. With this product, your wife will have a better life at home, atleast not so much sleepless night. Imaginary husband will be with her every night. Obviously it's a pillow, a man-figured pillow.



14. UMBRELLA ROOM



Umbrella is useless when it rains.. heavily. With the Umbrella Room, you can literally ask the sky to rain heavier, and say no problem, I'll stay dry like this.



13. FEET UMBRELLA



Yeah, you don't need the Umbrella Room when it rains mediumly. That picture tells everything, you feet will be protected and will stay dry and clean.



12. GAMERS' VITAMIN



Every pro gamer has his own hard time. Yes they are pro, but sometimes they just can't concentrate or not on form. In Japan, pro gamers will still be pro gamers, because they have things like Gamers' Vitamin. It's pills, more like sweets, making your brain.. stronger in what you are strong at. Oh & you can pick your flavour, see? blueberry, DHA.. I believe there are orange, apple and others.



11. Food Winder (Cooler)



This is actually very useful. See, when you are rush, you cook instant noodle to settle your meal. But your noodle is so bloody hot, you can't eat it so fast for sure. With the Winder, no problem about that. Guarantee 2x faster. Save time somemore.



10. Baby Mop



Babies are annoying especially when they start moving around. Check out this product, and salute the Japanese. They make the babies to help you mop the floor. What kind of brain could come up with this shit? gosh



9. Sauce Container



Not a regular Sauce Container, obviously. Press the top of your chopsticks, soy sauce comes out at the bottom.



8. Tissue Hat



Ugly? maybe. But very useful.. at the funeral. You wouldn't want to hold a bunch of toilet tissues at the funeral right, here's a better way to keep your tissues.



7. Healthy Cigarettes



Government raises the price of cigarettes, makes anti-smoking ads, camp and all just to ask us smoke less. Good try G, but like we care? We still smoke like there's no tomorrow. Look at Japan, they know no one will listen to them - so they made this.

The company has created a healthy nicotine less cigarette called Mismo. The Nicolestyle cigarette looks like a cigarette and is “smoked” like a cigarette but instead of filling your lungs with poison, when inhaled, it emits grapefruit or mint flavored steam (water vapor) in your mouth while the tip glows by way of a small battery powered LED light.



6. Butter Stick



You will understand how boring it is to put the butter on the bread early in the morning. Sometimes you rather give up. J people say, no problem about that. We have a Butter Stick. Use it on a bread like glueing a paper!



5. Lappie Pillow



I don't know whether it's true ornot, but men like sleeping on women's laps. o_o this product is kinda useless but atleast for some homeless pity men who ONLY miss their women's laps, there, you can actually have such thing too.. only in Japan ofcoz'.



4. Horse Riding Costume (wtf!?)



... Okay, this makes no sense in our living life. Alright, a costume. Good for Halloween I guess, other than that this thing just looks so wrong. LOL. Very creative though.. really.



3. Go to Sleep



Doesn't look nice but VERY useful. In trains and buses, everyone wants to catch some sleep. There you go, keeping your head in a comfortable position.



2. Go to Sleep 2



How about when you're standing? J's say no problem. LOL



1. Maria Ozawa



LOL. I'm just trying to be honest. Who "uses" any of the product above more than Maria? Get what I mean? Atleast in our country here, Maria is more.. well-known, compared to all the other above. Don't give me another reputation, Maria is just too famous among the earth. I'm just a regular follower.


There, top 15 J products. Hope you enjoy.

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